Because you like Bigby Wolf in The Wolf Among Us

Tony Stark's interests include cocktails, beautiful women, particle physics, and saving the world. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.

Mike Ehrmantraut is rutheless, merciless, and probably the most endearing hitman you've ever met. See them in Breaking Bad.

A poised, stately man-out-of-time, Ichabod Crane typically faces the modern world with wry quip. See them in Sleepy Hollow.

Holland March is known to wake up hungover in full bathtubs. See them in The Nice Guys.

Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.

Celie Johnson says she's poor, black, and may even be ugly. But dear God she's here. See them in The Color Purple.

WALL-E is a quirky little romantic robot cleaning the wasteland known as Earth. See them in WALL-E.

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.

Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.

We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name. See them in Casino Royale.