Because you like Charlotte in Lost in Translation

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

When Andrew Neiman is not in classes during the day, he's rehearsing his drums until his hands bleed at night. See them in Whiplash.

Violet Harmon takes teen angst to a paranormal level. See them in American Horror Story.

King Schultz is about as color-blind as a man of his era can be. See them in Django Unchained.

Lane Kim is the drummer for Hep Alien, but don't let her mom know. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Through raised to be a gentleman, Laurie has a mischievous sense of humor. See them in Little Women.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

Phoebe Halliwell is a bestselling author and martial arts master with power of premonitions. See them in Charmed.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

A self-proclaimed diva, Mercedes Jones is on the hunt for a stage worthy of her talents. See them in Glee.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.