Because you like Lolita in Lolita
While Alan Garner is loyal to his new friends, his efforts to help them often do more harm than good. See them in The Hangover.
Jade Jade Harley might not be the best at reading social cues, but her bravery and selflessness means she's a great friend to have. See them in Homestuck.
Frodo might have carried the ring, but Samwise Gamgee carried the ring bearer. See them in The Lord of the Rings.
Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.
Tifa Lockhart is part mother hen, part martial arts bad-ass. See them in Final Fantasy Series.
Charles Boyle is the human equivalent of a puppy, only slightly less adorable. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Charming and confident, Gus Waters is determined to leave a lasting mark on the world. See them in The Fault in Our Stars.
Char is always thinking two or three steps ahead of the enemy. See them in Mobile Suit Gundam Series.
People make more sense to the hyper-logical Temperance Brennan after they're dead. See them in Bones.
A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.
Maurice Moss is a dedicated IT guy who even talks like a computer. See them in The IT Crowd.
