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Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

This thrill-seeking driver lives by a very particular moral code. He stands by his word and he's loyal to a fault. See them in Drive.

Rupert Giles is a librarian on the outside, fearless evil-fighter on the inside. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Charming and enigmatic, Amy Dunne takes her love for puzzles to a cunning new level. See them in Gone Girl.

A free-spirited girl, Kim doesn't judge by appearances. See them in Edward Scissorhands.

Gilbert Blythe is crushing on a red-haired orphan. See them in Anne With an E.

Claire Standish is a popular, perfect princess who's deeper than she seems. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Sydney Novak claims she’s “not special,” but her self-reportedly average life changes quickly once she begins to develop powers she can’t control. See them in I Am Not Okay With This.

Strong-willed Norah Silverberg isn't willing to be the goody bag at anyone's pity party. See them in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

Love Quinn is a trained chef and excellent girlfriend, but she's hiding something dark. And bloody. See them in You.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.