Because you like Humbert Humbert in Lolita

Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too. See them in New Girl.

Elio Perlman likes the piano, peaches, and his father's new research assistant a little too much. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Sid Jenkins is the ultimate underachiever, but he doesn't mind. Well, he pretends he doesn't. See them in Skins.

After becoming accepted into the group of popular girls, Tracy Freeland has turned from a sweet and reserved teenager into a monster. See them in thirteen.

People think Karen Smith is a dumb blonde, but she disagrees and is proud she can predict the weather with her breasts. See them in Mean Girls.

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Hayley Stark is a sarcastic 14-year-old with an unusual passion. See them in Hard Candy.

A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.

Celine's a spontaneous Parisian college student enjoying the night of her life. See them in Before Sunrise.

Susanna Kaysen is an aspiring writer, despairing young woman who struggles with suicidal thoughts. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

A hurricane of a human being, Marla Singer is destructive and unforgettable. See them in Fight Club.