Because you like Fantine in Les Miserables

In Dennis Reynolds' mind, only a psycho wouldn't have a six-part system to bring home women. And he should know. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.

Chanel Oberlin is a big fan of herself, and she can't see why anyone else wouldn't be too. See them in Scream Queens.

Freelance writer Diane is dating a dog and writing a memoir of a horse. See them in Bojack Horseman.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Yuri Plisetsky's a hotheaded punk off the ice, incredible artist on it. See them in Yuri on Ice.

Rue Bennett has been overprescribed and under-supervised her entire life. See them in Euphoria.

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.

Tattoos, bad boys, and heroin: Jane Margolis is learning that some vices are more dangerous than others. See them in Breaking Bad.

A believer in the philosophy of Nietzsche, Dwayne Hoover has taken a vow of silence until he becomes a test pilot for the Air Force. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.