Because you like Klaus Baudelaire in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Breaking bones and hearts, Callie Torres has figured out how to put the bones back together. But the hearts? Not so much. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Miss Havisham is the creepiest old rich lady in town. See them in Great Expectations.

A few millennia in the mortal realm have caused DEATH to be quite enamored of life. See them in Discworld.

Tifa Lockhart is part mother hen, part martial arts bad-ass. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.

Lady Bird's heart is in the right place, usually, but even the purest of people can fall sway to the havoc-wreaking traps of senior year. See them in Lady Bird.

Quiet and brooding, Ennis Del Mar keeps his true passions close to the chest. See them in Brokeback Mountain.

Give in to the dark side with vampire Lestat; it's more fun. See them in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles.

Hayley Stark is a sarcastic 14-year-old with an unusual passion. See them in Hard Candy.

In love with a daughter of his family's sworn enemies, Romeo Montague must find a way to reconcile his conflicting desires. See them in Romeo & Juliet.

Buttercup is a farm girl turned princess who'd do anything to have her old life back. See them in The Princess Bride.

Margaery Tyrell is one of the most adept and charming liars there is. See them in Game of Thrones.