Because you like Hit-Girl in Kick-Ass

Tiffany Doggett is usually a nice, good Christian. Just don't get her riled up! See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Winnie the Pooh is a chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff. See them in Winnie the Pooh.

With great power comes great responsibility, but Peter Parker always seems to get the short end of that bargain. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

As Marlena Rosenbluth is finding out, confidence in the limelight doesn't always translate to power at home. See them in Water for Elephants.

Nothing instills more fear in the Empire than the deep kshhh of Darth Vader breathing through his helmet. See them in Star Wars Series.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

Puss In Boots is a suave, honorable ladies man/cat who's not above playing cute to get you to let down your guard. See them in Shrek 2.

Yes, she's an "older" woman, but that just makes Mrs. Robinson sexier and more seductive. See them in The Graduate.

If you need her, Lisa Simpson will be in her room with her saxophone and a good book. See them in The Simpsons.

Christian Grey is just as controlling in the bedroom as the boardroom. See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Spyro the Dragon loves getting into trouble around the Dragon Realms. See them in Spyro the Dragon.