Because you like Big Daddy in Kick-Ass

Bobby Singer is a redneck ghost hunter, but all he wants to do is retire to the junk yards of South Dakota. See them in Supernatural.

A suave proprietor of an upscale nightclub and gambling den, Rick Blaine is dealing with World War II and a broken heart. See them in Casablanca.

A compassionate medical student, Martha Jones has found a Doctor she can really look up to. See them in Doctor Who.

A champion of chivalry, Don Quixote is dutifully bringing good to the world—even when others think he's out of his mind. See them in Don Quixote.

The vampire that killed Zero Kiryu's family also infected him, and he starts to crave blood, much to his horror. See them in Vampire Knight.

With an A.I. as loyal and witty as Cortana, who needs humans? See them in Halo.

Tony Stonem is the golden boy of Bristol. Problem is, he knows it. See them in Skins.

Alfredo Linguini can whip up five star meals effortlessly. Just don't look under his hat. See them in Ratatouille.

Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.

Quinn Fabray can become a monster when there is something she wants. See them in Glee.

A bloodsucker, Carlisle Cullen is actually more likely to give you a blood infusion. See them in Twilight.

A dedicated hedonist, Jack Harkness appreciates raunchy stories, stiff drinks, and excellent bottoms. See them in Doctor Who.