Because you like Big Daddy in Kick-Ass

Kesuke Miyagi is a karate expert who thinks the best way a scrawny high schooler can learn how to defend himself is by washing every surface in sight. See them in The Karate Kid.

A Wakandan spy, Nakia is capable, caring, and just the right amount of stubborn. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

A cursed pirate captain, Barbossa is greedy, vengeful, and surprisingly cheeky. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Pure charm, flirty and fashionable, Lando Calrissian will make sure to get the job done when necessary. See them in Star Wars Series.

Charlie Bucket may be down-on-his-luck, but his spirits are always sky high. See them in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Marv is a brutish but principled thug who'd be right at home on an ancient battlefield. See them in Sin City.

A fearless superhero, Carol Danvers always aims to go higher, further, faster. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Call her. Beep her. If anyone's in trouble, Kim Possible is there. See them in Kim Possible.

Spyro the Dragon loves getting into trouble around the Dragon Realms. See them in Spyro the Dragon.

Macbeth was probably named "Most Likely to Kill His Rivals" in his senior yearbook. See them in Macbeth.

A formerly adventurous playboy, Will Traynor has become cynical by what life has thrown at him. See them in Me Before You.