Because you like Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Josh Lucas just can't stop hanging around his stepsister's house. See them in Clueless.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

A powerful priestess, Melisandre is shrouded in mystery and lots of red. See them in Game of Thrones.

Once described as a "beautiful, tropical fish," Ann Perkins exudes warmth, and unlike most of her friends she also has common sense. See them in Parks and Recreation.

A compassionate medical student, Martha Jones has found a Doctor she can really look up to. See them in Doctor Who.

With those dearest to him dead and no one to trust, Max Rockatansky is a slightly hysterical man alone on the run in a post-apocalyptic world. See them in Mad Max: Fury Road.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

Gomez Addams fills his days with ghoulish and ghastly forms of recreation, enjoying life and all its pleasures to the fullest. See them in The Addams Family.

Call her. Beep her. If anyone's in trouble, Kim Possible is there. See them in Kim Possible.

As the unit chief of the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit, Aaron Hotchner is dead serious about avenging dead people. See them in Criminal Minds.