Because you like Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park

While Jay Gatsby doesn't necessarily like to attend his parties, he knows how to throw a world-class bash. See them in The Great Gatsby.

A great galactic bounty hunter, Samus Aran is not as good at expressing emotions. See them in Metroid.

Wendy Corduroy is the ultimate in cool in Gravity Falls. See them in Gravity Falls.

Harry Mason has been told that he worries too much, that he's a little paranoid. But he just wants to protect what he loves. See them in Silent Hill.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.

Tom Hansen is a full-fledged romantic impatiently waiting for his love story. See them in (500) Days of Summer.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Yugi Moto is a gentle soul whose determination and talent make him a formidable opponent. See them in Yu-Gi-Oh! .

Alex Dunphy's self-reliant intelligence comes with a healthy dash of sarcasm. See them in Modern Family.

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

Ryan Howard is a temp turned executive turned failing small-time media mogul. See them in The Office.