Because you like Jay in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

It's a mad, mad world, but Alice has a surprisingly level head as goes her own way down the rabbit hole. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

Emma Woodhouse knows what's best for everyone else. Just don't try to tell her what to do. See them in Emma.

Polite and clever, Annie James is not afraid to stir up a little mischief. See them in The Parent Trap.

Hayley Stark is a sarcastic 14-year-old with an unusual passion. See them in Hard Candy.

It turns out breaking open an ancient cursed statue will do funny things to a girl like Enchantress. See them in Suicide Squad.

Tail's smarts and helpful nature come in handy in a pinch. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

Not a great influence with her classmates, this 13-year-old "cool girl" likes to shoplift, chug alcohol, and snort crushed pills. See them in thirteen.

Louise Belcher might be just a kid, but she can manipulate just about anyone with a pulse. All in the name of fun, of course. See them in Bob's Burgers.