Because you like Aldo Raine in Inglourious Basterds

Petyr Baelish's main assets? A sharp mind, deep pockets, and no scruples. See them in Game of Thrones.

Bolin is making jokes and pursuing fun and adventure. See them in The Legend of Korra.

Quicksilver is a cocky speedster who could run around the world in the time it's taking you to read this. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Jax Teller can be cool or vengeful, calm or wrathful, depending on the situation. See them in Sons of Anarchy.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

R2-D2 has been in the galaxy saving business for decades. Not bad for somebody whose vocabulary is limited to "beep-boop." See them in Star Wars Series.

In Ziva David's world, you grow up fast; you don't have a choice. See them in NCIS.

Knuckles the Echidna is a 16-year-old red echidna (aka a spiny anteater) and guardian of the ancient Master Emerald. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Jamie Fraser is a noble warrior with a romantic heart. See them in Outlander.

Driven by obsession and anxiety, Monk bravely overcomes, or at least battles, his fears to help the world. See them in Monk.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.