Because you like Aldo Raine in Inglourious Basterds

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.

Yoda is wise, patient, and capable of kicking ass. He's done his best to mentor young Jedi and protect the balance of Light and Dark. See them in Star Wars Series.

His murderous megalomania aside, Loki is quite charming. Just don't mention his strapping older brother; he's a tad jealous. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

It doesn't matter how noble or brave he is. Jon Snow is a bastard, and people don't let him forget it. See them in Game of Thrones.

Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Even the smallest person can change the course of the world, if he's brave enough. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Rarity has been dreaming of the day her designs will dazzle Canterlot. See them in My Little Pony.

Sookie St. James is a klutzy and perfectionist chef who's always there for her friends. See them in Gilmore Girls.

With his perfectly combed hair and flashy military outfits, France can charm the pants off of anyone—well except his fellow nations, it seems. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Jonathan Byers is a kindhearted outcast who tends to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. See them in Stranger Things.

A fun-loving jokester, Alistair isn't ready for the responsibilities he faces. See them in Dragon Age Series.