Because you like Nicholas Angel in Hot Fuzz

A cursed pirate captain, Barbossa is greedy, vengeful, and surprisingly cheeky. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

A hardboiled 1940s detective, Cole Phelps is haunted by his past in World War II. See them in L.A. Noire.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

The Kid doesn't talk. He just acts with determination. See them in Bastion.

R2-D2 has been in the galaxy saving business for decades. Not bad for somebody whose vocabulary is limited to "beep-boop." See them in Star Wars Series.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

After years of living vicariously through other people's heroic stories, Wade Watts is about to become a hero himself. See them in Ready Player One.

Aladdin is a street-thief who is on his way up. Way, way up! See them in Aladdin.

Peter Pevensie shows as much courage as a child king as he did under The Blitz of London. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Wei Shen is an undercover cop on a mission for justice (or at least vengeance). See them in Sleeping Dogs.

A working class janitor with a world-class mind, Will Hunting is cocky, brash, and combative about his future. See them in Good Will Hunting.

No baths please for Gary the Snail. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.