Because you like Nicholas Angel in Hot Fuzz

Omar Little is a pretty chill guy, as long as you can forgive the stealing and killing people. See them in The Wire.

Milo Thatch is an enthusiastic researcher without cynicism. See them in Atlantis: The Lost Empire.

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.

Davos Seaworth is steadfast, intelligent, and trustworthy, which are hard traits to find in a place like Westeros. See them in Game of Thrones.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Kesuke Miyagi is a karate expert who thinks the best way a scrawny high schooler can learn how to defend himself is by washing every surface in sight. See them in The Karate Kid.

A rugged treasure hunter, Rick O'Connell finds adventure wherever he goes – whether he wants to or not. See them in The Mummy.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Chicken resterauntier by day and drug overlord by night, Gus Fring doesn't let the stress of living a double life get to him. See them in Breaking Bad.

King Schultz is about as color-blind as a man of his era can be. See them in Django Unchained.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Charlie is a Type A theater director dealing with something out of his control: a painful divorce. See them in Marriage Story.