Because you like Zero in Holes

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Crono may not talk, but this time-traveling hero's heart speaks volumes. See them in Chrono Trigger.

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Bobby Singer is a redneck ghost hunter, but all he wants to do is retire to the junk yards of South Dakota. See them in Supernatural.

Spencer Reid's super-smarts helps catch killers, and his social awkwardness endears co-workers. See them in Criminal Minds.