Because you like Stanley Yelnats in Holes

Max Fischer is the President of every club who's fighting to save Latin at his school and kiss his teacher. See them in Rushmore.

Donkey is proof that if you're annoying enough you can change the world; he's the reason that his friend Shrek does, well, anything. See them in Shrek.

Even with the world on the line, Bayonetta is an Umbra Witch who maintains a biting sense of humor. See them in Bayonetta.

A powerful priestess, Melisandre is shrouded in mystery and lots of red. See them in Game of Thrones.

In his heart, this student rebel is more of a lover than a fighter. See them in Les Miserables.

This bite-sized, power-hungry plankton is determined to uncover the secret recipe for the Krusty Krab burger. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

A bloodsucker, Carlisle Cullen is actually more likely to give you a blood infusion. See them in Twilight.

Princess Fiona is a damsel who doesn't need saving, but she's cursed with an embarrassing secret. See them in Shrek.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

The biggest lesson from this inspiring teacher? Carpe diem. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .