Because you like Stanley Yelnats in Holes

Susan Pevensie is sensible, practical, and fiercely protective of those she loves. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Riley Blue is trying to outrun her bad luck, but she might not be fast enough. See them in Sense8.

Frodo might have carried the ring, but Samwise Gamgee carried the ring bearer. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

You won't like him when Bruce Banner is angry. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Damon Salvatore used to miss being human. Now he can't think of anything more miserable. See them in The Vampire Diaries.

The singer and ukulele player of her girl band, Sugar "Kane" Kowalczyk is the life of a party and the woman of a man's dreams. See them in Some Like It Hot.

Suzy Bishop is only 12, but her withering stare and withdrawn personality are enough to make anyone wilt. See them in Moonrise Kingdom.

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Nicholas Angel is super-dedicated to his job as a police officer. Maybe a little too dedicated. See them in Hot Fuzz.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Wei Shen is an undercover cop on a mission for justice (or at least vengeance). See them in Sleeping Dogs.