Because you like Jason "J.D." Dean in Heathers

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Egon Spengler prefers collecting spores, molds, and fungus to interacting with people. See them in Ghostbusters.

A daughter of a pair of superheroes, Hope van Dyne is scientist is brilliant and fearsome. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Mike Wheeler loves Dungeons and Dragons, even after his real life starts imitating the game. See them in Stranger Things.

Twisted and seemingly soulless, Bellatrix Lestrange finds joy in making others suffer. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Jacob Kowalski is just a baker caught up in an otherworldly adventure. See them in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them.

You couldn't ask for a better, or weirder, daughter like Cassie. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A jazz musician, Sebastian Wilder is passionate about his music and his life. See them in La La Land.

Will Turner is an earnest, lovelorn blacksmith's assistant with an adventurous spirit. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.