Because you like Rhett Butler in Gone with the Wind

Tail's smarts and helpful nature come in handy in a pinch. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Tina Belcher is on the cusp of puberty, and she has no shame when it comes to boys, butts, and brassieres. See them in Bob's Burgers.

SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Steven Universe is an excitable youth who likes junk food and trying to save the world. See them in Steven Universe.

Charles Boyle is the human equivalent of a puppy, only slightly less adorable. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Neil Perry is a brilliant student with an artist's soul. And he's desperate to unleash it. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Louise Belcher might be just a kid, but she can manipulate just about anyone with a pulse. All in the name of fun, of course. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Emily Fields has been very guarded, careful of whom she trusts and reveals her secrets to. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Amy March blends her naturally artistic spirit with a sense of practicality. See them in Little Women.

What Troy Barnes lacks in common sense, he makes up for with heart. See them in Community.