Because you like Aldous Snow in Get Him to the Greek

Phil Coulson is a deadly field agent with the demeanor of a friendly dad. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Spyro the Dragon loves getting into trouble around the Dragon Realms. See them in Spyro the Dragon.

John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.

Will Turner is an earnest, lovelorn blacksmith's assistant with an adventurous spirit. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Phoebe Buffay works as a masseuse while attempting to put her spark in a world where everyone else’s seems to have dulled. See them in Friends.

Aldo Raine is in the killing Nazi business. And as he says, business is a-boomin'. See them in Inglourious Basterds.

Where Ash comes from, food and shelter pay for themselves. Even as a penniless vagrant, he is able to pursue his dream of becoming a Pokémon Master See them in Pokemon.

Baloo is a fun-lovin' bear who just needs the bare necessities of life See them in The Jungle Book.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Clary Fray's philosophy: dive into the supernatural underworld first and ask questions later. See them in City of Bones.