Because you like Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

Milhouse Van Houten is happy to be second banana. See them in The Simpsons.

Jack's big imagination is never limited by his incredibly cramped surroundings. See them in Room.

Don't ask the ruthless queen of the Tokyo underworld any questions unless you're fine with losing a limb. See them in Kill Bill vol. 1.

Judge Dredd is less a man and more a living manifestation of justice. See them in Dredd.

For Sly Cooper, stealing isn't just about the haul. It's also about the journey. See them in Sly Cooper.

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.

No baths please for Gary the Snail. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Daxter is half otter, half weasel, all snark. See them in Jak and Daxter.

Dallas Winston is headed down a dangerous, criminal road. See them in The Outsiders.

People think Karen Smith is a dumb blonde, but she disagrees and is proud she can predict the weather with her breasts. See them in Mean Girls.

It turns out breaking open an ancient cursed statue will do funny things to a girl like Enchantress. See them in Suicide Squad.

A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.