Because you like Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket

Velma Kelly will do anything to get the limelight back. See them in Chicago.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Awkward and anxious. It's not easy being Meg Griffin. See them in Family Guy.

A loyal assistant to Nelson and Murdock, Karen Page has a way of finding trouble. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

For a taciturn, shadowy vampire, Angel has got a big mouth. See them in Angel.

Audrey Horne may seem inquisitive and charming, but she can turn on a dime. See them in Twin Peaks.

Mr. Fox will never truly be happy without a dead chicken between his chompers. See them in Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Ratchet is a shoot-first, ask-questions-later, and then-shoot-again kind of lombax. See them in Ratchet & Clank.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.