Because you like Jason Voorhees in Friday the 13th

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Matilda Wormwood is so smart, she taught herself how to be psychic. See them in Matilda.

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

An inter-dimensional demon, Bill Cipher dreams of a more chaotic Gravity Falls. See them in Gravity Falls.

White Witch's heart is as frozen as the land she rules. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Leslie Burke is bold, courageous, and imaginative enough to create a world from scratch. See them in Bridge to Terabithia.

An upbeat, fun-loving teen, Sora would do anything for his friends. See them in Kingdom Hearts.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Claire Standish is a popular, perfect princess who's deeper than she seems. See them in The Breakfast Club.

A life spent as "Number Two" is bound to give Diego Hargreeves an inferiority complex. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.