Because you like Unnamed in Fight Club

Reckless, vulgar, loud-mouthed: that's what makes Amethyst so awesome. See them in Steven Universe.

Miss Havisham is the creepiest old rich lady in town. See them in Great Expectations.

Mabel Pines loves sparkles, animals, friendship, and fun. See them in Gravity Falls.

With each reboot, Janet progresses more and becomes capable of human emotions. See them in The Good Place.

Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.

Nomi Marks is a brilliant hacker with an open-minded, accepting spirit. See them in Sense8.

They say money can't buy happiness, but this reckless, high-flying banker knows otherwise. See them in The Wolf of Wall Street.

Though he may be blind, Chirrut Imwe sees the power of the force more than most. See them in Rogue One.

An inter-dimensional demon, Bill Cipher dreams of a more chaotic Gravity Falls. See them in Gravity Falls.

Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.

Gotham's unhinged Clown Princess of Crime will call you puddin', then punch you in the face. See them in DC Extended Universe.

England may cultivate the image of a well-bred gentleman, but he has both the temper and mouth of a seasoned sailor. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.