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Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Once a handsome prince, the Beast is now a grumpy, furry, monster. It's hard to pinpoint which mammal he resembles the most. See them in Beauty and the Beast.

Woody is a selfless leader of Andy's toys who likes change less than a snake in his boots. See them in Toy Story.

A brilliant graduate student in Italy for "research," Oliver has other things on his mind: flirting, swimming, and dancing. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Detective Alec Hardy doesn't let anyone get too close to him. See them in Broadchurch.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Ultron is security software turned evil mastermind. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Although she's the queen of killer comebacks and one-liners, Janis Ian is honest about her feelings and cares deeply about her friends. See them in Mean Girls.

Hank McCoy is a quintessential nerdy scientist but with a few rather unconventional physical attributes. See them in X-Men Series.

Guillermo is the best servant a vampire could ask for. For years now. Not that he's counting. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Linda Belcher doesn't prescribe to what society deems as "normal." She narrates her life through song, much to the alarm of everyone nearby. See them in Bob's Burgers.