Because you like Unnamed in Fight Club

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Elio Perlman likes the piano, peaches, and his father's new research assistant a little too much. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Gilderoy Lockhart's biggest idol is himself. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Merry Brandybuck is a troublemaking hobbit with a brave streak that some might call foolhardy. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.

Ultron is security software turned evil mastermind. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Privileged young Bruce's childhood was nearly perfect. Now, his life is anything but. See them in Gotham.

Scar is sneaky, snarky, and always striving for more power. See them in The Lion King.

Basil Hallward is dominated, soul, brain, and power by Dorian. See them in Dorian Gray.

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

Alfredo Linguini can whip up five star meals effortlessly. Just don't look under his hat. See them in Ratatouille.