Because you like The Kid in Bastion

This isn't the Captian Hook of your nightmares; he's charming and devilishly handsome. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Irene Adler has to use both her brains and her body to survive. Luckily, she's usually the most brilliant person in the room. See them in Sherlock.

Todd Anderson has some “big shoes to fill” at Welton Academy, and new English teacher Mr. Keating isn’t letting him get away with staying silent in class. See them in Dead Poets Society.

David Rossi may chase serial killers for a living, but he's more interested in what wine pairs well with tonight's parmigiana. See them in Criminal Minds.

Beca Mitchell fancies herself an edgy loner, but it turns out being part of a group can be aca-amazing. See them in Pitch Perfect.

Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

Christian Grey is just as controlling in the bedroom as the boardroom. See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Number Five is a 58-year-old man trapped in his 13-year-old body. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Gotham's unhinged Clown Princess of Crime will call you puddin', then punch you in the face. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Jacob Black is the boy next door who's also the wolf next door. See them in Twilight.

Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.