Because you like Rufus Firefly in Duck Soup

Henry Mills is an idealistic young boy with the heart of the truest believer. See them in Once Upon a Time.

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.

Victor Frankenstein can create life, so he's pretty awesome if he says so himself. See them in Frankenstein.

Gruff and efficient, Sam Fisher protects a nation that can never admit he exists. See them in Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell.

Max Fischer is the President of every club who's fighting to save Latin at his school and kiss his teacher. See them in Rushmore.

A sarcastic and nosy tomboy, Stephanie Tanner is understandably not crazy about being the middle child. See them in Full House.

Galina Reznikov is the head chef of prison, cooking up meals as well as storms on anyone who dares to cross her; even the guards are terrified of her. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.

Jack Bauer is a terrorist fighter who is scared of nothing and no one. The clock is ticking! See them in 24.