Because you like The Grinch in Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas

With an A.I. as loyal and witty as Cortana, who needs humans? See them in Halo.

When the Sorting Hat touched Draco Malfoy's head, it placed him in Slytherin, a house that has turned out more dark wizards than any other. See them in Harry Potter Series.

A no-nonsense hitman with a taste for good burgers and divine justice, Jules Winnfield will go to great lengths to please his boss. See them in Pulp Fiction.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that Elizabeth Bennet doesn't suffer fools or prideful men. See them in Pride & Prejudice.

Underneath her brassy, sarcastic exterior, Olive Penderghast is more sensitive than she pretends to be. See them in Easy A.

An underdog with nothing left to lose, Donnie Creed has everything to prove. See them in Creed.

Neytiri is an accomplished woman with no patience for stupidity. See them in Avatar.

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

Romantic, impulsive, and captivated by the joys of life, Natasha Rostova is on the messy path of growing up. See them in War and Peace.

Although Borat has a curious mind, he has no filter, and some very out of date views on just about everything. See them in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

Napoleon Dynamite loves tater tots, mythical beasts, and reveling in his awkwardness. See them in Napoleon Dynamite.

Always headed towards adventure, Goku is frequently with a band of loyal companions at his side. See them in Dragon Ball.