Because you like Dorian Gray in Dorian Gray

A stylish agent, Agent J would rather improvise than play by the rules. See them in Men in Black.

Roger Kint is a nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think. See them in The Usual Suspects.

Tidus is upbeat, carefree, and desperate not to become his father. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

A kind and funny valedictorian, Gwen Stacy likes to make out with Spider-man when her homework's done. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Juno MacGuff is hoping sarcasm will get her through the stress of teenage life. And also, teenage pregnancy. See them in Juno.

Yippee-ki-yay! John McClane doesn't go down without a fight. See them in Die Hard.

Mr. Robot always seems to know what to do when others are lost. But can he be trusted? See them in Mr. Robot.

Terence Fletcher is a brutal and unflinchingly strict music teacher hell-bent on whipping his students into shape. See them in Whiplash.

M. Bison is a diabolical megalomaniac hell-bent on dominating the world. See them in Street Fighter.

Just call Jeff Lebowski The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing. See them in The Big Lebowski.

Severus Snape is a misanthropic potions teacher with a vindictive streak. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Nick Fury is an enigmatic, manipulative, and eye-patched director of the Avengers Initiative. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.