Because you like Simon Phoenix in Demolition Man

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

Alex Vause's tattoos and tough exterior cover the fact that she's just a girl with a really intense crush. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

A jaded skeptic who only wants to get paid, Garrett becomes involved in bigger struggles that force him to be less self-serving. See them in Thief.

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.

Simon Belmont is a vampire hunter bravely carrying on the family business. See them in Castlevania.

Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.

A stylish agent, Agent J would rather improvise than play by the rules. See them in Men in Black.

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.