Because you like Alice in Closer

The self-proclaimed "only guilty man in Shawshank prison" has wisdom to share, such as the best way to smuggle a Rita Hayworth poster into a Maine prison. See them in The Shawshank Redemption.

Elaine Benes is a tough New Yorker who can hang with the guys, and date the ones who are "sponge-worthy." See them in Seinfeld.

Maddy Perez seems like an angel until she opens her mouth. See them in Euphoria.

For Jack Pearson, the best thing about having triplets is giving three times the love. See them in This Is Us.

White Witch's heart is as frozen as the land she rules. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Jenny Flint is a devoted wife and daring crime fighter, which is pretty unconventional for a Victorian maid. See them in Doctor Who.

Calling Alicia Florrick a "good wife" is damning this smart, capable, thoughtful woman with too-faint praise. See them in The Good Wife.

Awkward and anxious. It's not easy being Meg Griffin. See them in Family Guy.

Tina Cohen-Chang is a shy loner who becomes a fierce performer on stage. See them in Glee.

Give in to the dark side with vampire Lestat; it's more fun. See them in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles.

Underneath her brassy, sarcastic exterior, Olive Penderghast is more sensitive than she pretends to be. See them in Easy A.

Rarity has been dreaming of the day her designs will dazzle Canterlot. See them in My Little Pony.