Because you like Dante Hicks in Clerks

Ted Logan wants to party on, but if doesn't get an A+ on his history presentation, he'll flunk out and be sent to a military school in Alaska. See them in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.

Blunt but anxious, Gretchen Ross bonds most easily with those who have lived tough lives like she has. See them in Donnie Darko.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Peter Venkman's "research" projects are designed to get undergraduate students to sleep with him. Though it turns out he can bust ghosts. See them in Ghostbusters.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Aldo Raine is in the killing Nazi business. And as he says, business is a-boomin'. See them in Inglourious Basterds.

With her mastery of martial arts and her prodigious building skills, Wyldstyle projects an air of invincibility. But she's not bulletproof. See them in The Lego Movie.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.