Because you like Juliet Starling in Lollipop Chainsaw

Just call Jeff Lebowski The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing. See them in The Big Lebowski.

Combining an innocent face with an insatiable bloodlust, Eli recruits friends to join the vampire way of life. See them in Let the Right One In.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Susie Salmon has a big heart, even though it's not beating anymore. See them in The Lovely Bones.

Django was once a slave. Now that he has a taste of freedom, he understandably wants a full meal. See them in Django Unchained.

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

A gentle alchemist who is soul-bound to a giant suit of armor, Alphonse Elric is growing into the responsibility handed to him. See them in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Hannah Horvath is kind of a mess, but she owns her messiness in a way few people do. See them in Girls.

All the world's a stage, and Missy Piggy's never one to give up the spotlight. See them in The Muppet Movie.