Because you like John Yossarian in Catch-22

Tifa Lockhart is part mother hen, part martial arts bad-ass. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

Jacob Black is the boy next door who's also the wolf next door. See them in Twilight.

Carl Fredricksen is a crotchety old man who may just have it in him to take one last, great adventure. See them in Up.

The quiet, intense Daryl Dixon lets his crossbow do the talking. See them in The Walking Dead.

Accessing more than 10 percent of your brain can do strange things to anyone, and Lucy is Exhibit A. See them in Lucy.

A vampire hunter, Integra Hellsing doesn't tolerate failure, least of all her own. See them in Hellsing.

Greenpeace? No, this brave eco-terrorist is waging Greenwar. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze is a little short-tempered, a lot fun-loving. See them in Assassin's Creed Series.

Morticia Addams hates anything bright and cheery and loves all things ghoulish, ghastly, and violent. See them in The Addams Family.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Molly Weasley runs a household teeming with magic: gnomes run around the garden, dishes wash themselves, and noisy ghouls rule the attic. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Barbara Kean is loving, selfless, and caring. But, she's less stable than she'd like to admit. See them in Gotham.