Because you like John Yossarian in Catch-22

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Adored, honored, and, most of all, feared, Miranda Priestly has the fashion industry in the palm of her hand. See them in The Devil Wears Prada.

Carol Peletier's credo: your strength comes from who you are, not who you used to be. See them in The Walking Dead.

John Locke is an eerily calm, confident believer in the magic of the island that gave him his legs back. See them in Lost.

Chewbacca is a loyal co-pilot who won't hesitate to rip your arm off. See them in Star Wars Series.

A majestic ruler, Mufasa is respected throughout the animal kingdom. See them in The Lion King.

Topanga Lawrence has been a put-together intellectual since basically the moment she could talk. See them in Boy Meets World.

Goh Peik Lin is funny, unfiltered, and a fiercely supportive friend. See them in Crazy Rich Asians.

Don't worry about this forensic scientist offing you unless you're a serial killer yourself. (You're not, right? Just checking.) See them in Dexter.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that Elizabeth Bennet doesn't suffer fools or prideful men. See them in Pride & Prejudice.