Because you like John Yossarian in Catch-22

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

A genetic experiment engineered to be the perfect assassin, Agent 47 is cold, professional, and lethal. See them in Hitman.

What Troy Barnes lacks in common sense, he makes up for with heart. See them in Community.

A hurricane of a human being, Marla Singer is destructive and unforgettable. See them in Fight Club.

On the bright side, Mindy Lahiri is always willing to volunteer her opinion. On the dark side, this doc’s prescriptions can be misguided and shallow. See them in The Mindy Project.

Klaus Baudelaire's photographic memory saves the lives of his siblings many times over. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Member of the student council, captain of the fencing team, and part-time model, Juri Arisugawa is idolized by everyone around her. See them in Revolutionary Girl Utena.

Chuck Bartowski is a sweet, laid-back electronics store/top secret government employee. See them in Chuck.

Matt Flamhaff is not too concerned about being part of the popular crowd. Too bad his best friend is. See them in 13 Going on 30 .

Django was once a slave. Now that he has a taste of freedom, he understandably wants a full meal. See them in Django Unchained.

It's certainly easier to get great footage of crimes when you can guarantee they'll happen. See them in Nightcrawler.