Because you like Jack Twist in Brokeback Mountain

Not a great influence with her classmates, this 13-year-old "cool girl" likes to shoplift, chug alcohol, and snort crushed pills. See them in thirteen.

Ally Maine is a star who is about to be born. See them in A Star is Born.

Despite the war-torn world around him, Mal Reynolds still holds onto the shred of hope that life can be more than just living another day. See them in Firefly.

As the hero of time, Link is reborn throughout history, always with the purpose of fighting and defeating the evil Ganon. See them in The Legend of Zelda.

Alex DeLarge likes his favorite milk-based, drug-laced cocktail. It helps him get in the mood for a night of "ultra violence." See them in A Clockwork Orange.

Chris Miles has run out of cash, luck, and drugs. See them in Skins.

Woody is a selfless leader of Andy's toys who likes change less than a snake in his boots. See them in Toy Story.

Cynical, judgmental, and hipper-than-thou, Enid Coleslaw wears her outsider status like a badge of honor. See them in Ghost World.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Gretchen Wieners is the gossip queen in her clique. See them in Mean Girls.

For now Lindsay Weir is a geek, but who knows? Maybe she fits in better with the freaks. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Velma Kelly will do anything to get the limelight back. See them in Chicago.