Because you like Ennis Del Mar in Brokeback Mountain

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Nicholas Angel is super-dedicated to his job as a police officer. Maybe a little too dedicated. See them in Hot Fuzz.

Ron Swanson is the man's man's man's man. See them in Parks and Recreation.

A bumbling hobbit, Bilbo Baggins is becoming a part of something much larger than himself as he embarks on a quest. See them in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

Ultron is security software turned evil mastermind. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Judge Dredd is less a man and more a living manifestation of justice. See them in Dredd.

Liu Kang spends his days training his body and spirit, seeking to become the ultimate warrior. See them in Mortal Kombat.

El Diablo's fiery temper produces actual fire. See them in Suicide Squad.

Shrek is a nasty-on-the-surface ogre with a heart of gold and an earful of wax. See them in Shrek.

Clank is the quintessential rational, intelligent robot sidekick. See them in Ratchet & Clank.

Often the one to deliver bad news to the families of victims, Jennifer Jareau isn't sure this is what she signed up for. See them in Criminal Minds.

Morticia Addams hates anything bright and cheery and loves all things ghoulish, ghastly, and violent. See them in The Addams Family.