Character Recommendations Based on Rita

Lando Calrissian Star Wars Series

Stylish Cloud City gambler who might put your life on the line when the chips are down

Krusty The Clown The Simpsons

Hey hey kids! Send cash to the studio in case Krusty has gambling debts to pay off

Dwight Schrute The Office

Annoying assistant to the regional manager who's all about beets, bears and Battlestar Galactica

Bowser Super Mario Bros.

Short-tempered guy, who wreaks havoc on the Mushroom Kingdom

Neil Perry Dead Poets Society

A brilliant student with an artist's soul – and he's desperate to unleash it

Linda Belcher Bob's Burgers

Devoted mom and wife who loves singing, small talk, and booze

Beast/Hank McCoy X-Men Series

The quintessential nerdy scientist but with a few rather unconventional physical attributes

Maui Moana

There's nothing "demi" about this demigod's massive ego

Moe Szyslak The Simpsons

Crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield