Because you like Pit in Kid Icarus

It is a truth universally acknowledged that Elizabeth Bennet doesn't suffer fools or prideful men. See them in Pride & Prejudice.

Steven Universe is an excitable youth who likes junk food and trying to save the world. See them in Steven Universe.

Equal parts klutzy and clever, Ella is not afraid to take her fate into her own hands. See them in Ella Enchanted.

There's never a dull moment when this mischievous high-schooler gets up to his hijinks. Save Ferris! See them in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

A kind and funny valedictorian, Gwen Stacy likes to make out with Spider-man when her homework's done. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Sandy Olsen is out of her head, hopelessly devoted to Danny. See them in Grease.

Everyone Barney Stinson knows is getting married or pregnant. But he's just getting more awesome. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Jim Halpert is a master at the art of making it through the work day, including participating in an office Olympics. See them in The Office.

Aragorn is the one true king, a title he is too humble to accept. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Tina Belcher is on the cusp of puberty, and she has no shame when it comes to boys, butts, and brassieres. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Harry Potter is the boy who lived! See them in Harry Potter Series.

Part of an elite team of investigators, Abby Sciuto is the happiest Goth to ever work in law enforcement. See them in NCIS.