Because you like Jack Horner in Boogie Nights

Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

Emma Woodhouse knows what's best for everyone else. Just don't try to tell her what to do. See them in Emma.

Woody is a selfless leader of Andy's toys who likes change less than a snake in his boots. See them in Toy Story.

Others see him as the town nutcase, but Flint Lockwood knows his inventions will change the world someday. See them in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

After becoming accepted into the group of popular girls, Tracy Freeland has turned from a sweet and reserved teenager into a monster. See them in thirteen.

A hurricane of a human being, Marla Singer is destructive and unforgettable. See them in Fight Club.

Driven by guilt and rage, Kratos is less a man and more an unstoppable avatar of anger and hate. See them in God of War.

A house elf, Dobby is loyal, compassionate, and yearning for freedom. See them in Harry Potter Series.

We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name. See them in Casino Royale.

A Hollywood starlet with a vindictive streak, Madison Montgomery is one witch that you shouldn't cross. See them in American Horror Story.

Orphan Bruce Wayne has a tortured soul, but he's trying his best to weed out corruption. See them in DC Extended Universe.