Because you like Cortana in Halo

Vivian Ward is a no-nonsense working girl with fairy-tale dreams. See them in Pretty Woman.

Linda Belcher doesn't prescribe to what society deems as "normal." She narrates her life through song, much to the alarm of everyone nearby. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Joey Tribbiani's true passions in life are acting, sandwiches, football, sex, and asking ladies, "how you doing?" See them in Friends.

A meek schoolteacher, Mary Margaret Blanchard can't remember her past as a spirited, swashbuckling Snow White. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Remy could be a five star Michelin chef, the only problem is that he is quite literally a rat. See them in Ratatouille.

Whether it's getting a deal or finishing a homework assignment, Jessica Huang demands nothing less than the best from those around her. See them in Fresh off the Boat.

Christian is a romantic who for some reason won't stop singing everything he feels. See them in Moulin Rouge.

He's the great Black Star, and he's come to assassinate you. See them in Soul Eater.

Sam Montgomery works hard, but her evil stepmother makes sure her efforts don't pay off. See them in A Cinderella Story.

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Castiel might be an immortal angel, but the human world is still more than a little confusing. See them in Supernatural.