Because you like Cortana in Halo

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.

Tail's smarts and helpful nature come in handy in a pinch. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Courteous, dangerous, and powerful, Kaname Kuran controls an entire court of vampires. Very, very pretty vampires. See them in Vampire Knight.

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Marge Gunderson embodies the very best of the American Midwest. She's kind, friendly, and fiercely honest. See them in Fargo.

Ahsoka Tano hopes to be a very powerful and knowledgeable Jedi one day. See them in The Clone Wars.

A few millennia in the mortal realm have caused DEATH to be quite enamored of life. See them in Discworld.

Steve Rogers is a good soldier. But above all, he's a good man. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A brilliant "extractor," Dom Cobb has spent the past few years running from the authorities and his inner demons. See them in Inception.

If Jack Torrance is one of his moods, you'll be the unlucky victim of the most bone-chilling, sinister yellers around. Bring your own axe. See them in The Shining.

Riggan Thomson is a washed-up movie star running from his inner demons. Alas those inner demons look just like the superhero he used to play. See them in Birdman.