Because you like Willie T. Strokes in Bad Santa

Leonard Hofstadter is the normal one among his scientist friends, though in fairness that's a low bar. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

A good-natured and academically minded superhero, Dan Dreiberg can still get his hands dirty in a fight. See them in Watchmen.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Margaery Tyrell is one of the most adept and charming liars there is. See them in Game of Thrones.

Gretchen Wieners is the gossip queen in her clique. See them in Mean Girls.

Ted Mosby is a hopelessly romantic architect in search of someone to be the mother of his children. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Sophie Sheridan is a proud and independent woman who hardly ever looks before she leaps. See them in Mamma Mia!.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

Chris Miles has run out of cash, luck, and drugs. See them in Skins.

Clarice Starling is patiently working with one serial killer to stop another. See them in The Silence of the Lambs.

Donna Carmichael is a free-spirited single mom and gracefully aging hippie. See them in Mamma Mia!.