Because you like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Tail's smarts and helpful nature come in handy in a pinch. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Jack's big imagination is never limited by his incredibly cramped surroundings. See them in Room.

Lucille Bluth doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off. See them in Arrested Development.

Aiden Pearce is a hacker who knows how dangerous the world can be, both online and off. See them in Watch Dogs.

John Bender's interests include marijuana, fighting, and breaking the rules. See them in The Breakfast Club.

A few millennia in the mortal realm have caused DEATH to be quite enamored of life. See them in Discworld.

Raphael is a short-fused hothead who loves a good fight and some tasty pizza. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

As a doctor-in-training, John Dorian should have his head in the game. But most of the time, it's in the clouds. See them in Scrubs.

Good-natured, sensitive, and introspective, Mason is on a lifelong path to finding himself. See them in Boyhood.