Because you like Steve Stifler in American Pie

Sookie Stackhouse is a waitress who can read minds and break hearts. See them in True Blood.

Francis Freeman may be impervious to pain, but he sure knows how to inflict it. See them in Deadpool.

The only thing Albert Wesker cares about is turning himself into a God. See them in Resident Evil Series.

When it comes to dancing and life, nobody puts Frances Houseman in the corner. See them in Dirty Dancing.

Homer Simpson is a beer-loving disaster in charge of nuclear safety in Springfield. Everybody run! See them in The Simpsons.

Ratchet is a shoot-first, ask-questions-later, and then-shoot-again kind of lombax. See them in Ratchet & Clank.

Fighting for a future without fear? Yeah, Chris Redfield believes it is worth it. See them in Resident Evil Series.

Charismatic, sociopathic, and dramatic, Charlie Bronson wants nothing more than to be famous. See them in Bronson.

Sterling Archer is a fun-loving, car-driving spy extraordinaire. But one can tell his mother didn't hug him as a child. See them in Archer.

A debonair spy, Harry Hart is the epitome of a gentleman, even when he calmly takes down multiple men with a militarized umbrella. See them in Kingsman: The Secret Service.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

Loyal to his family and associates and distrustful of anyone else, Tony Soprano is a good guy to have on your side. See them in The Sopranos.